Big Gay Al--LOL

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Ladybug09

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Monday, May 12th 2008 Pinky In The Air

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Now that Gay Al is free of Star, he's single and ready to tingle. Page Six reports that Gay Al hit club Home last week and spent most of his night with a lovely BBW. No, BBW does not stand for big, beautiful willy.
A cocktail waitress said, "He was at the bar with her. She was a pretty big girl. They were dancing to hip-hop and bobbing their heads. He had on a white button-down [shirt], open with a [COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]diamond [/FONT][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]necklace[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] hanging out. And he was drinking all night with his pinky in the air." Of course he had his pinky in the air! Gay Al is a lady through and through. I'm sure the BBW was just Gay Al's drag queen coach. She's teaching him how to perfect his [COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]Aretha [/FONT][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]Franklin[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] impersonation.
Diddy was also seen at the club....reading a book in the corner. Reading a book? Was this club in purgatory?
 
Monday, May 12th 2008 Pinky In The Air

gayalpinkyintheair12.jpg



Now that Gay Al is free of Star, he's single and ready to tingle. Page Six reports that Gay Al hit club Home last week and spent most of his night with a lovely BBW. No, BBW does not stand for big, beautiful willy.
A cocktail waitress said, "He was at the bar with her. She was a pretty big girl. They were dancing to hip-hop and bobbing their heads. He had on a white button-down [shirt], open with a [COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]diamond [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]necklace[/FONT][/color][/FONT][/color][/color] hanging out. And he was drinking all night with his pinky in the air." Of course he had his pinky in the air! Gay Al is a lady through and through. I'm sure the BBW was just Gay Al's drag queen coach. She's teaching him how to perfect his [COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]Aretha [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana]Franklin[/FONT][/color][/FONT][/color][/color] impersonation.
Diddy was also seen at the club....reading a book in the corner. Reading a book? Was this club in purgatory?

Sounds like purgatory...
 
Big Gay Al...I guess he's sthuper! Thanks for asking! Sorry, but I had to throw in the South Park joke!

Assuming he's not gay, maybe he's a chubby chaser. He married Star when she was big. She loses weight, and nowt they're divorcing. Now he's out with another big girl. Maybe he just needs more cushion for the pushin'!
 
Big Gay Al...I guess he's sthuper! Thanks for asking! Sorry, but I had to throw in the South Park joke!

Assuming he's not gay, maybe he's a chubby chaser. He married Star when she was big. She loses weight, and nowt they're divorcing. Now he's out with another big girl. Maybe he just needs more cushion for the pushin'!


I was thinking this too...but I think he's a chubby chaser and GAY! LOLO:nuts:
 
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