So I've seen this guy twice in my neighborhood- short hair cut with conservative glass in a bright pink cotton dress and matching pink low-topped converse. He also carries a dark purple tote. The problem is the dress is clingy and he has quite the belly. Its like a preppy guy from neck up and from neck down bad drag. It sort of cracks me up, but I also want to give him a makeover. My mom is a realtor and once she went to see an older male client who answered the door in his high heels. He apparently forgot to take them off and was really embarressed, my mom just pretended she didn't see anything. Poor guy! (She did say they were nice shoes).