Some sad news to start the day. Goth god Marilyn Manson has been dumped by his burlesque-stripper wife Dita Von Teese. What was the problem? The classic 'irreconcilable differences' according to Page Six. Dita, the spokesmodel for MAC makeup's Viva Glam lipstick, is reportedly landing Manson with divorce papers at a Los Angeles recording studio today, where he is working on his next album. Sources say Dita wanted to split before Christmas but couldn't get in touch with her husband. A friend of Dita was quoted saying, 'He's not been responsive', adding, ''She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried telling him she was divorcing him, but she can't get him on the phone.' Friends allegedly claim that the shock rocker spent much of last year boozing and that Dita desperately "tried to make it work."