So. My SA knows that I'm looking for a 30cm Birkin. He also knows I like Rouge H, Rouge Garance, Cognac, Gold....you know, nice neutrals. This past weekend, Crochetbella and her darling UDH were in the San Fran store with other PF friends and one of them was shown a 30cm Rouge H Birkin. How do I know this you ask? Am I clairvoiant? No. Did my SA call me? No. My friend CB clued me in. WELL! Right away I was a little miffed! Why didn't he call me, I asked myself. Am I not good enough for a 30cm Rouge H Birkin? Did he forget me? Did he not just sell me a boat load of accessories not least of all a pair of ROUGE H driving gloves with a perforated "H" at the wrist AND a Lounge Riding Whip with classic Hermes Potiron leather wrapped tightly around the handle? And then after a glass or two of wine the answer came to me. He didn't call because he knows........I DON'T LIKE EPSOM LEATHER! And there you have it. Yet another happy Hermes story.