Actresses who look like they smell bad...

Here's Maxim's take on that matter:

I've edited it to take out anything that's really mean. - caitlin1214

Famous People Who Look Like They Smell
Some people just look like they release an unpleasantly pungent aroma. And when we say some people, we mean these people.


Mark Boone Jr. (Batman Begins)
Probably smells like: Mustache grime, stale donuts, coffee breath, gut sweat



Flavor Flav
Probably smells like: Colt 45, crack smoke, the collective vaginas of the women from Flavor of Love




Billy Joel
Probably smells like: Wine coolers, whiskey shots, box wine, PBR, burnt rubber





Louie Anderson
Probably smells like: The fryer at the McDowell´s on Queens Boulevard, exposed gums, the set of Family Feud, failure
 

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Woody Allen
Probably smells like: Mothballs, Icy Hot, Matzo




Meat Loaf
Probably smells like: Sweaty jowls, sweaty thighs, and, of course, sweaty meat loaf




Pete Doherty





Amy Winehouse
Probably smells like: Pomade, high-heel blisters, some sort of cheese, Chewbacca
 

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Fergie was the first one that popped into my mind even if she's not an actress. SHe just seems so dirty / unkept /impure (lol strange choice of word I know) to me. Sorry fergie. =(
 
Steve Buscemi




Paul Giamatti
Probably smells like: Dumpiness, schlumpiness, frumpiness, glasses




Rob Schneider
Probably smells like: Soul Glow, Sink water, Adam Sandler´s scraps




Cisco Adler (The Rock Life)
 

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Dennis Franz (NYPD Blue)
Probably smells like: ´Stache grease, bratwurst, Old Style Beer, sweaty scalp




Nick Nolte
Probably smells like: Grain alcohol, GBH, pit stains, pissed pants, bad decisions




John Madden (Sunday Night Football)




Andy Rooney
Probably smells like: Sex
 

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