It looks pretty bad cross-body, doesn't it? Good thing I don't plan on wearing it that way. I'm 5'6" but very short-waisted, and it's very unflattering right under the boob like that. It's much better on the shoulder or as a satchel.
Hold on Chele; I need to clean up my mess from unwrapping her, then I'll do a couple of slouchy pics for ya!