A moment of anger turns to inspiration...

  1. I was inspired to write this poem when I found out my listing was removed. Hope you enjoy it...lol.

    eBay oh eBay, you are breaking my heart,
    Sooner or later, you know I'm going to dart,

    Why oh why are your fees so high?
    My head is hurting, and my wallet is dry!

    Oh not again, my authentic item just got removed,
    I'm totally surprised, dumbfounded and behooved.

    And why oh why won't you answer my calls,
    There's no other "eBay", so you've got me by the...throat.

    I used to think your outrageous fees were dumb,
    And they just got higher, but I guess now I'm just numb,

    Cause I no longer fall to the ground and throw a fit,
    I just shrug my shoulders when it's time to click submit.

    Cool, I see my account says I owe you $200 smackers,
    Hurry, there's a fake bag, get on it you slackers!

    For now I may need you, I'm not going to lie,
    But one day I'll stop selling, and I won't even buy!

    So take this to heart, here's a thought you can sit' on,
    One day I'll go elsewhere to get my limited Vuitton!

    You may be surprised that I'm getting down to the nitty gritty,
    I'll go somewhere else for my '05 Caramel City!

    But for now, do you think you can play nice?
    Or I'll just continue to seek the TPF for advice...

    So go on and conduct your business so sloppily,
    Darn you Ebay, and darn you monopoly!
  2. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: VERY GOOD!!!!
  3. A+!
  4. Thank you, thank you. lol!!!
  5. :rochard:
  6. Creative and funny - you're a star!
  7. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: OMG! This made my day!!!
  8. OMG! Hilarious. :roflmfao:
  9. That was awesome! Hilarious! Good job!! :roflmfao:
  10. I love the "...throat" part. You are an undiscovered comedic genius :lol:
  11. can we put this to music? what song to you see this going to the beat of? i LIKE it!
  12. How about Tainted Love? lol!
  13. Well done!
  14. haha bravo!!! :party: that is an awsome poem i love it it is perfect!!!!:drinks:
  15. WOW, your good!!:yes: