I hope you suffered only bruises from the fall. That must have been a shock.
I smiled when reading your thought being "heaven, my bag!!!". Because whenever I fly with a designer bag, I wonder whether I would try to grab it with me if there were an emergency evacuation... Quite a silly thought, isn't it? But I think you and xiangxiang may understand me 😋
Maybe the phrase should be extended: "Women and children and (designer) bags first" ... And please grab it otherwise someone will do it.