A Joke: What did the grape do after it was stepped on?

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  1. lol, what a cute way to start my morning! Thank you :smile:
     
  2. Lol
     
  3. lol. my 4 year old cousin thought the grape joke was THE funniest thing EVER.
     

  4. So did my 10 year old daughter, as a matter of fact, my 15 y.o. liked it too. I LOVE it! It makes me smile everytime I think about it.....:roflmfao:
     
  5. Yea the grape joke is so cute... :tup:
     
  6. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
     
  7. He didn't have no body to go with!:roflmfao:
     
  8. I was going to say he didn't have the guts.
     
  9. Monica Lewinsky takes a black dress to her dry cleaner, an old man who is losing his hearing.

    Monica: Hi! I need you to clean this dress
    Dry Cleaner: Sure.
    Monica: Please treat the stain on it.
    Dry Cleaner: What type of stain is it?
    Monica: Ketchup
    Dry Cleaner (who is losing his hearing): "Come" Again?

    **get it?**
     
  10. ^^ :tup:
     
  11. That was really cute!

    Especially after the recent posts on world news like war in the Middle Eat.
     
  12. Aww that was sooo cute
     
  13. :P this keeps me smiling, even still.......
     
  14. Variation of that joke:


    Monica Lewinsky takes a black dress to her dry cleaner, an old man who is losing his hearing.

    Monica: Hi! I need you to clean this dress
    Dry Cleaner: Sure.
    Monica: Please treat the stain on it.
    Dry Cleaner: What type of stain is it?
    Monica: Ketchup
    Dry Cleaner (who is losing his hearing): "Come" Again?
    Monica: No, it's hollandaise sauce this time.
     
  15. ^^^ LOL!!! Thanks for making me smile, I love tPF!