A funny for today

  1. A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
    She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
    The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
    "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
     
  2. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  3. That is tooooo funny!!! :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  4. LMAO!:roflmfao:
     
  5. Nice! lol
     
  6. omg, that was hilarious! i didn't get it at first though.
     
  7. :lol:Funny!:lol:
     
  8. Lol
     
  9. ROTFL!!!:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  10. :lol: :lol: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  11. I had to think about this for a second and then chuckled. good one!
     
  12. :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  13. lol I just showed that to my bf! funny!
     
  14. That's a good one!
     
  15. LOL!!!! I didn't get it at first, but now I do! Lol, that was cute!
     
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