A funny for Thursday (slightly lewd)

  1. THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


    >>Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    >>A: It's Braille for "suck here".


    >>Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    >>A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."


    >>Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    >>A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


    > > Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    >> > > A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch
     
  2. :roflmfao:
     
  3. Those were all cute!
     
  4. heh...you dirty bird!;) (LOVED them!)
     
  5. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:roflmfao:
     
  6. :lol:
     
  7. lol...those are funny
     
  8. so freakin hilarious...keep them coming. i so need more good laughs.
     
  9. Lol!
     
  10. :roflmfao: omg...Nishi621, you're so hilarious.
     
  11. You're loaded w/ joke Denise! Very cute...I am trying to memorize them to tell my friends.
     
  12. Nishi - I love your slightly lewd jokes! Keep them coming! :P
     
  13. LOL very cute jokes!
     
  14. :lol:
     
  15. lol :biggrin:
     
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