A Fairy Joke

  1. A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddendly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

    "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

    Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

    The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish....

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female
  2. HAHAHA.

    That's what he gets!!
  3. au contraire... a fairy can also be a slang for ___________:roflmfao: and the REAL moral of this story is: next time you make a wish be certain it is fools proof :P
  4. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: Love it! :smile:
  5. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: Funny! :P
  6. lol omg, that's hilarious! He got what he deserved!
  7. Woohoo! Good one!
  8. Lol!!
  9. Heehee. Cute joke, thanks for sharing!
  10. Lol What A Punk..
  11. lol, gotta love that fairy.
  12. Cute.
  13. :roflmfao: That's awesome!!
  14. hahaha,cute!!!!
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