Have you guys seen this? Some of these entries are HILARIOUS beyond belief!! I guarantee tons of LOLs if you read any of these!
Some are 18+ so be warned!
Best of Craigslist!
Some are 18+ so be warned!
Best of Craigslist!
This one cracked me up:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DESCRIBE THE APARTMENT NOT THE SCENERY
Date: 2008-12-19, 7:33PM EST
And this one....
To the girl who sucker-punched me outside of Spaceland NYE - m4w
Date: 2009-01-01, 11:18AM PST
I'm sorry we got off to a wrong start. I wasn't aware that throwing a beer at people dancing on stage was considered, as you put it, "rock and roll." I thought that beverage-tossing had been phased out with the rest of the hillbilly scene. I apologize for having not re-caught up on the times.
As I approached you in the street after the show, my intentions were non-confrontational. I was just trying to find out for myself and the many others on stage why we had been doused with cheap beer. Unfortunately, our discussion quickly led to heated exchange of words, culminating with you spitting in my face. I gladly reciprocated the act, rather than physically assault a female.
I thought we were all cool after the spit-swapping incident, but a few minutes later, you came storming down the street, grabbed my hoodie, and sucker-punched me in the face. While defending myself, I proceeded to attack you with off-color comments, but I quickly calmed down. You, on the other hand, did not.
When I tried to be civil, you still called me a "******." To be fair, I did retaliate by calling you a "douchey ****" several times but I think your name was a bit more fitting as I don't actually enjoy having sex with other men. Granted, I have never actually had sex with other men, but it has never become such a desire that it'd be something I'd actively seek out...unless maybe if I were in prison. Fortunately, I'm not in prison.
We've already swapped spit, how about taking our relationship one step further? Let's meet up again. I think we could have a really great time together. Here's to a wonderful 2009.
Location: Silverlake
it's NOT ok to contact this poster
this is GENIUS! i need one of these too!!!
Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party
Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT
We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a **** load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.
the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get ****faced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.
Oh **** man, I need a gig. This might be the one.
Do you think it could become a regular thing, like at least monthly?