mariabdc - the only way to 'ban' you is to either have your hands cut off - or you chained to some stake - either is perfectly feasible - and for the price of an EasyJet flight to Madrid - I'm more than happy to oblige
I'd go for regular flights for the time being... Too many accident-prone airplanes lately everywhere... mind you, i'll be flying easyjet to Ibiza in September...
In any case, my clever little brain would find a way to check ebay and log in here... i could always bribe my children and have them turn the computer on... the mere mention of chocolate would work wonders...