Total Toolbag VS GOOD GROOMING

This is very funny. I very much agree with the backwards baseball cap and nose hair, which has always grossed me out. I always felt that the cell phone on a belt was more of a geek thing though.

I would like to add guys in flip flops except as beach wear.
 
Shoot, my brother has been known to wear a cellphone on his belt and an all-purpose tool thingy. But hey, he works in IT. He IS a geek and needs all that junk. And also, I doubt anyone would look to him as a fashion icon and he could care less.

Green crocs, unless a guy is two years old, no way! Yuck.
 
Shoot, my brother has been known to wear a cellphone on his belt and an all-purpose tool thingy. But hey, he works in IT. He IS a geek and needs all that junk. And also, I doubt anyone would look to him as a fashion icon and he could care less.

Green crocs, unless a guy is two years old, no way! Yuck.

I was eyeing an otherwise attractive and well-dressed guy at a restaurant last night...and then he got up and had on YELLOW CROCS.

Needless to say, I stopped eyeing.