First we went to Ihop for breakfast this morning, and had a window seat. As we were waiting for our food he points out the window and says "hey that lady has your Coach scarf on!" I was wearing my Legacy oblong scarf over my coat. So I said to him "what, my Legacy scarf?" and he's like "Donna its bad enough I know she has a Coach scarf on, let alone know the name of it!!" My daughter and I cracked up. Then the two of us were at Target doing "Easter bunny stuff" while the kids were at a bday party. I had my choc Carly, and took out my new teal patent leather wallet to pay. He looked at it and said "wow that is the ugliest tealy turquoise wallet I have ever seen! I cant believe you're using that - it doesnt even match your bag!!" hahaha - he is well trained; not very fashion forward, but well trained!