I thinks its safe to say that now, I HAVE heard everything...this was taken from the SF Guardian:
Botox works for old bags[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
Treat your accessories to a spot of cosmetic surgery
[/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Eva Wiseman
[/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Sunday September 16, 2007
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Observer
[/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Poor handbags. The pressure to be beautiful has dribbled down leather shoulder-straps, from women's brains into the empty souls of their designer bags. Yep, it's happened. Handbags are getting Botox.
Dermatologist-turned-designer Mauro Orietti-Carella was inspired to inject the skin of his python and alligator bags after brainstorming with a plastic surgeon. We'd love to see the mood-boards. 'I asked him what he thought men and women really wanted in life,' Carella explains. 'He immediately responded, "Silicone!"'
Noticing similarities between human and reptile skin, he prepped his syringe, conjured up a resin solution, and upped his prices. The first collection of silicone-treated Zagliani handbags, noted for their cashmere-like silky smoothness and vast capacity for used tissues, swung from the arms of kings. Well, Jennifer Lopez, but that was enough to catapult them into the spotlight, vexing animal rights activists and befuddling the masses.
His latest load of Botoxed bags retail for £4,480, and are said to feel 'supple'. 'When you touch the bags, it is a very private, sensual experience,' he says. They're the natural option for the woman who gravitates toward the nightingale droppings facial, goldfish pedicure, bull semen hair treatment and the pure gold facial.
Carella enthuses: 'I'd say to women, don't have Botox, just buy one of my bags!'
We're saving for the gastric band tote. [/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Guardian Unlimited © Guardian News and Media Limited 2007[/FONT]
Botox works for old bags[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
Treat your accessories to a spot of cosmetic surgery
[/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Eva Wiseman
[/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Sunday September 16, 2007
[/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]
Observer
[/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Poor handbags. The pressure to be beautiful has dribbled down leather shoulder-straps, from women's brains into the empty souls of their designer bags. Yep, it's happened. Handbags are getting Botox.
Dermatologist-turned-designer Mauro Orietti-Carella was inspired to inject the skin of his python and alligator bags after brainstorming with a plastic surgeon. We'd love to see the mood-boards. 'I asked him what he thought men and women really wanted in life,' Carella explains. 'He immediately responded, "Silicone!"'
Noticing similarities between human and reptile skin, he prepped his syringe, conjured up a resin solution, and upped his prices. The first collection of silicone-treated Zagliani handbags, noted for their cashmere-like silky smoothness and vast capacity for used tissues, swung from the arms of kings. Well, Jennifer Lopez, but that was enough to catapult them into the spotlight, vexing animal rights activists and befuddling the masses.
His latest load of Botoxed bags retail for £4,480, and are said to feel 'supple'. 'When you touch the bags, it is a very private, sensual experience,' he says. They're the natural option for the woman who gravitates toward the nightingale droppings facial, goldfish pedicure, bull semen hair treatment and the pure gold facial.
Carella enthuses: 'I'd say to women, don't have Botox, just buy one of my bags!'
We're saving for the gastric band tote. [/FONT][FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Guardian Unlimited © Guardian News and Media Limited 2007[/FONT]