HAHA! Just had to share this!

ashdir103104

10-31-04 <3
Dec 18, 2007
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Tiffany's Store
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look moreclosely
she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around,
her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with,

'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably,
but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there
at the time of her little 'accident',

she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracele t?'
He answers,

'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to **** when I tell you the price.'

I love it! :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
 
Tiffany's Store
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look moreclosely
she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with,
'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there
at the time of her little 'accident',
she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracele t?'
He answers,
'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to **** when I tell you the price.'

I love it! :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:


:roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: My husband and I just about laughed to tears over this one!!!!:woohoo::woohoo: