Offered a birkin on the spot...

hmm... that is interesting. Although other people have been known to have been offered birkins in other boutiques on their first visit without having made huge RTW purchases as well. I've been told that sometimes (though I suppose rarely) after long conversations with a SA, people are offered a birkin from the back - it's at the discretion of the SA. I guess if they suss out that the client is faithful to the brand (and this is a murky concept), they'll be offered a birkin.

The nyah-nyah-na-nyah-nyah aspect of his post is amusing and disturbing at the same time.