A Joke: What did the grape do after it was stepped on?

so a rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "sorry man, we don't serve rope here"
so the rope leaves, ties himself in a knot and messes up his "hair".
he goes back into the bar and again the bartender says, "we don't serve ROPE here!"
the rope says, "I'm not a rope!"
the bartender says, "yes you are!"

the rope says, "Frayed Knot!"
 
and the horse says "because my boss has been riding me all week!"


:tup::roflmfao:

So this hamburger walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer...and the bartender says____________

Hey buddy.. we don't serve food here. (erm.. I googled it.. lol! I'm not too bright!)

A guy walks into a bar and says ________