Something is indeed wrong with ME. I think I need a Coach Intervention. I went to the outlet to specifically return my signature and whiskey Legacy slim flap after a million tries to make them work. EEEEK. I had gotten the large multistripe with the patent leather strap and wristlet. I discovered after much scientific research not only do I have abandonment issues with my bags but also when a strap is thick and have heavy hardware hooks on my shoulder, that is what causes back pain right away. So, I go with the disgusted DH today toting all the bags to the outlet to see if they have anything new to exchange these bags for. I have a nice SA there that is always on the lookout for a good buy for me. So she looks at them all and knows the problem with weight for me and says: "Lynn, I love the signature multi stripe and shows me how to slouch it. Keep that one. And oh, I love the signature slim flap.too. And for the whiskey flap, too heavy for you". I would give that one back when you are ready to part with it. Never do it if you are not ready..like a breakup with a boyfriend. EEEEK. 10 ladies run to the table where we are looking at them and almost grab them. Then I am really not sure I want to leave them anywhere without their mother. lol.. So she says, well hold on to them and see , for there is no hurry. See which bag you wake up thinking of most...I then stopped in my favorite Coach store in the mall...no bag in hand so not to scare them. My favorite guy SA said, well , where are the legacy's Lynn? I said in the car..He said look, I love talking to you and we have so much fun, but no more legacy for you. Hold them until you see a bag you love and it is not heavy. He told the DH I have a legacy fixation and I cannot wear them at all. I really do not blame him for they have to wrap them up and send them back and they lose their totals for the day in sales. I was soooo embarrassed. By the way, the satchel that had a flaw that I returned was signature khacki on the sides and the one in the catalog was not the same. It was a dark brown. ACCCCCK...HELP