I am my cat's chair.

[Echoes]

And bed.

I sit down, and in just a few minutes, I have a cat on my leg or arm or chest or wherever it finds comfortable.

Sometimes she sneaks into place so stealthily, I don't even realize it at first. Other times, it's a pounce.

Then she has the nerve to get testy when I want to stand up.

 

[buzzytoes]

Don't you know the cat is always in charge? They just let the humans think they rule the roost.

 

[poopsie]

I have a king sized bed in which I get to cling to a sliver at the edge.

 

[clevercat]

I have a king sized bed in which I get to cling to a sliver at the edge.

I am also resigned to the fact that bedtime consists of me twisting myself into a teeny-tiny pretzel whilst the cats stretchify themselves out into star shapes...And I wouldn't have it any other way...

 

[madamefifi]

I am going through menopaws--extreme sweatiness at night brought about by four or five cats piled up on top of and around me while I try to sleep.

 

[bnjj]

My cats are not allowed to sleep with me. Nope. My sleep is too important.