This gets my vote for best.beauty.thread.title.ever
It should be a product.
Now, for your lip. If there is no one in your community who is skilled in the ancient art of sugaring, you can just do it yourself, I forget the proportions, but I'm sure there are squillions of recipes on the internets, it is basically regular old white sugar and a bit of lime juice, cooked into a sort of play-dough consistency caramel, let it cool enough to make it into a little ball, stretch it out a bit, put it on your lip and let it solidify some, then yank it and the hair off.
It is better than wax because it does not give as many ingrown hairs or inflamed follicles, etc, and of course it is non-toxic and chemical-free, if you make too much, you can just eat the rest.
And for some reason, the hair grows back in softer than with other methods.
Plus, touchups require only about an eighth of an inch of hair, with the wax I think you have to let it grow about twice that much.