Official Britney thread

she has just hit rock bottom. they only place she can go from here is up...well when she wants to. k-fed is looking more classy and putting his acto together for his kids and is surprisingly gaining more of my support as a fan.
 
I have to admit, lately Fed-Ex has been looking the best he ever has. And... we know that Brit is looking her worst. What if this is all a big publicity stunt to get America on board with Fed-Ex? Here's what I think will go down:

They will reconcile. Brit will get a stylist that doesn't allow her to disgrace herself. Fed-Ex will continue to keep up the good looks. Then, happily ever after and they will rebuild their careers.

???