Like many of you, I don't like all the updates. These bother me: "Out of town for three days. Miss my amazing wife and kids". Seriously? If you can't be gone for a couple of days without getting homesick, then don't leave town (dh was in the military and gone for 8 months - no sympathy from me!)
And, these: "Meeting good friends for a glass of wine" and then a couple of hours later "Had wine with good friends". Again, seriously? Clearly the poster has very few friends and feels the need to advertise when they finally do something socially.