|
|||||||
 |
|
|
Thread Tools |
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:51 PM
|
#91 |
|
Coach...completes me
Joined: Jul 2008
Location: Cali-4-Ni-A
Posts: 3,930
|
The words sex and saber saw blade should NEVER EVER be used in the same sentence
 *instinctively covers crotch area*
|
|
__________________
"I was looking for the perfect $7 dress to go with my $300 bag..."  (Carrie in Sex in the City, who mistakenly said $300 shoes) |
|
|
|
|
Mar 21st, 2009, 06:28 PM
|
#92 |
|
Member
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 247
|
she sounds like a whore. no normal woman would allow a saw to be involved!
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 21st, 2009, 09:56 PM
|
#93 |
|
Just me...
Joined: Aug 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,103
|
What. The. Hell.
 I mean seriously......
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 21st, 2009, 10:11 PM
|
#94 |
|
Member
Joined: May 2006
Location: FL/CA
Posts: 6,594
|
my thing hurts just readng this story.
|
|
__________________
It's been 3 years since I've joined TPF! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 22nd, 2009, 04:38 PM
|
#95 | ||||
|
Member
Joined: Oct 2007
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 6,505
|
|
||||
|
__________________
|
|||||
|
|
|
|
Mar 22nd, 2009, 04:50 PM
|
#96 |
|
Banned from shopping
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: The middle of the desert, AZ
Posts: 1,014
|
omg! that's crazy!
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 22nd, 2009, 07:10 PM
|
#97 |
|
This is a job for...
Joined: Feb 2008
Location: somewhere craving cupcakes
Posts: 3,194
|
And I thought recovering from childbirth was tough...........
What was this moron thinking allowing him to do that to her?????
|
|
__________________
 
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 22nd, 2009, 08:17 PM
|
#98 |
|
You just got slapped
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Toronto, Canada (Eh?)
Posts: 22,440
|
I'm not judging the sex toy part.
I'm judging the saw part. I bet she was thinking "electric tool + faster vibrations = WOO HOO!" But, um . . . . it's a SAW! |
|
__________________
 If we could take the time To lay it on the line I could rest my head Just knowin' that you were mine November Rain - Guns N' Roses |
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 23rd, 2009, 03:56 PM
|
#99 |
|
Pure Imagination
Joined: May 2006
Location: "The Good Life"
Posts: 3,176
|
Ouchie!!
|
|
__________________
I  hh
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 24th, 2009, 01:57 AM
|
#100 |
|
Member
Joined: Jul 2008
Location: US
Posts: 2,052
|
Wtf
|
|
__________________
Wish list Provocative fishnet ankle boot, Rene’ Caovilla, c. 1995 Louis Vuitton Monogram Neverfull GM Burberry Bridle Check Tote Bottega Veneta Pyramid Hobo in brown or terra Bright yellow leather handbag - looking
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 24th, 2009, 02:04 AM
|
#101 |
|
♡ Obsessed
Joined: Jan 2007
Location: Tampa, Florida
Posts: 3,348
|
Here are a few expressions that came to mind..
    
|
|
__________________
♡ Cheryl "A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." - Coco Chanel |
|
|
|
|
Mar 26th, 2009, 07:12 PM
|
#102 |
|
You just got slapped
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Toronto, Canada (Eh?)
Posts: 22,440
|
If they wanted to incorporate a power tool, they could have used a belt sander!
|
|
__________________
If we could take the time To lay it on the line I could rest my head Just knowin' that you were mine November Rain - Guns N' Roses |
|
|
|
|
