Welder's love plan unscrewed as nut removed from ..... (adult content)

laloki · Sep 1st, 2008, 10:30 PM

What is it with men and putting things on their penises or putting them where they don't belong????

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html

A MALAYSIAN welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after a bid to lengthen it before he got engaged went embarrassingly wrong.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper reported today, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer before he got engaged next week.

"The patient is now recovering," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

kroquet · Sep 1st, 2008, 10:45 PM

What a nutcase!!! No pun intended!! Well, maybe a little!

ayla · Sep 1st, 2008, 10:46 PM

Holy crap.. now THAT is embarassing, imagine the 911 call for that ?!

Izznit · Sep 1st, 2008, 10:55 PM

Veelyn · Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:47 AM

What an idiot.. lol..

Tuptake2006 · Sep 3rd, 2008, 11:10 AM

But... why?

la miss · Sep 3rd, 2008, 01:03 PM

What the heck is wrong with these guys?

cginny · Sep 3rd, 2008, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la miss

What the heck is wrong with these guys?

^^ My thoughts exactly!

sooner_girl20 · Sep 3rd, 2008, 02:48 PM

^ditto!

fatefullotus · Sep 3rd, 2008, 04:35 PM

Ummm... how romantic???? I mean, he did what he did with his fiance in mind... LOL

kattykay · Sep 3rd, 2008, 06:34 PM

what do you say to someone that comes in the er and says " i got a nut stuck on my penis." ?

BagAngel · Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:15 PM

Idiot!

JSH812 · Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:37 PM

good grief.... must have hurt!

lostnexposed · Sep 3rd, 2008, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayla

Holy crap.. now THAT is embarassing, imagine the 911 call for that ?!

I know!
they would probably think it was a prank call or something

scarlett_2005 · Sep 4th, 2008, 12:01 AM

Sep 1st, 2008, 10:30 PM	#1
laloki Silence is golden Location: Australia	Welder's love plan unscrewed as nut removed from ..... (adult content) What is it with men and putting things on their penises or putting them where they don't belong???? http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html A MALAYSIAN welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after a bid to lengthen it before he got engaged went embarrassingly wrong. The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper reported today, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state. Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said. It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer before he got engaged next week. "The patient is now recovering," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star. On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

Sep 1st, 2008, 10:46 PM	#3
ayla Sim Simma Location: Toronto, Ontario	Holy crap.. now THAT is embarassing, imagine the 911 call for that ?! __________________

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Sep 1st, 2008, 10:45 PM	#2
kroquet Member Location: Texas	What a nutcase!!! No pun intended!! Well, maybe a little!

Sep 3rd, 2008, 04:35 PM	#10
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kattykay Sofa King Banned Location: new jersey	what do you say to someone that comes in the er and says " i got a nut stuck on my penis." ?

Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:15 PM	#12
BagAngel LV Moderator Location: UK	Idiot!

Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:37 PM	#13
JSH812 horses&hounds Location: wild&wonderful	good grief.... must have hurt!

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