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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 05:49 PM   #1
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Medical condition makes barmaid demand sex while she is asleep
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By Matthew Acton, 22/03/2009
WORN-OUT Haley Batty is suffering from an amazing sleeping sickness that really does keep her boyfriends up all night.

A medical condition means she can’t help pestering them for sex from bedtime till dawn. But she’s ASLEEP all the time—and never remembers a thing in the morning.

And, far from counting their lucky stars, the exhausted lads all do a runnner because they can’t keep up with her dozing desires.

Haley, 23, explains about her condition on our video player below.

Medical condition sexomnia makes Haley Batty demand sex while she's asleep

Haley’s been dumped by a string of men who got the hump when they asked “Was it good for you, too?” only to get the response: “Eh?” because she’d been unconscious all night.

She sighs: “I can have sex three or four times a night if the guys have the stamina, but in the morning I won’t know anything about it.

“My last boyfriend went along with it the first couple of times, but then he said it just felt peculiar being groped by someone who was asleep and dumped me.”She says her behaviour is a recognised medical condition. “I discovered the name for it, sexsomnia. It’s like a form of sleepwalking, only you don’t sleepwalk, you have sex.”

I can have sex three or four times a night .. but in the morning I won't know a thing about it

Haley first showed symptoms at 19, when she moved into a flat with a girl pal. Haley says: “She told me I was moaning and groaning like I was making love to someone. She’d come in to see if I was okay and I’d be on my own writhing in my sleep.” After a year of it, the girl asked Haley to move out. “She was shattered. My moaning was waking her up several nights a week.”

Soon after Haley, a barmaid from Barnsley, South Yorks, discovered what was up. “I had a silly one-night stand at a boy’s house. We had sex and it was great and then fell asleep. The next day he said, ‘Why are you not tired?’”

When she told him it was because she’d had a good night’s sleep, he replied: “No you didn’t. You were at it with me until six this morning.”

Haley says: “I laughed, but I knew absolutely nothing about it and that freaked me out.”

Since then, she says, a string of lovers have found her sexsomnia a big turn-off.

“My last boyfriend dumped me because of it. He moved in with me and the first morning he woke up and said, ‘You were rampant last night. You couldn’t keep your hands off me’. He looked shattered and I explained about the sexsomnia. He laughed and said he’d look forward to more of that but I knew it would soon weird him out. In the end he couldn’t cope and moved out.”

Another boyfriend was upset when she told him she’d been fast asleep during his sex marathon.

“He completely freaked out. He thought I was mocking his prowess in bed. He told me he never wanted to see me again.”

She’s now under the doctor and seeking treatment from a psychotherapist and at a sleep clinic.

Haley adds: “It’s a horrible feeling to wake up next to someone not knowing what you’ve been doing with them. All I want is to have a normal sex life and to be awake when I’m doing it.”

Please remember to place a disclaimer on threads of this nature- we have kids here too. Thank you, Roo
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:08 PM   #2
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Ewww! i know she can't help it but wow that's unconventional!!!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:24 PM   #3
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Maybe she should live by herself?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 09:06 PM   #4
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Glad to know Im not the only one who has this.





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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 11:32 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by divadivine682 View Post
Glad to know Im not the only one who has this.





JUST KIDDING!!!!


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Originally Posted by divadivine682 View Post
Glad to know Im not the only one who has this.





JUST KIDDING!!!!



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Haley adds: “It’s a horrible feeling to wake up next to someone not knowing what you’ve been doing with them. All I want is to have a normal sex life and to be awake when I’m doing it.”
I feel sorry for her.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 01:46 AM   #7
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Wasn't this an episode of House?
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 09:37 AM   #8
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btw love the quote in your siggy! that is totally amazing!
Thanks MonkeyGirl! Everytime I read it, it totally makes me smile......glad you like it!
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 02:16 PM   #9
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Wasn't this an episode of House?
Yes, and on an episode of Law & Order SVU I believe.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 02:25 PM   #10
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 05:51 PM   #15
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that story sounds very odd, but i can totally believe it. there's a medical disorder in which people eat things in their sleep (sometimes entire feasts) and have no recollection of it when they wake up. i read an article in a magazine about a girl who had this disorder while she was in college...she only found out because she began noticing she was gaining weight and was waking up with stomach cramps. Doctors did studies on her and found out she was eating whole boxes of cookies, cartons of ice cream, etc while she was asleep! It was really weird. But anyway, if that's possible, then I'm sure the sex thing is possible too.

Many types of sleep disorders are very, very odd. Once on the Dr. Phil show there was a couple in which the wife would sometimes try to strangle or hit her husband while she was sleep. Apparently she had some sleep disorder in which she had very vivid nightmares (delusions) in which her husband was trying to kill her. During the day she was normal, it was only when she went to sleep. The couple had to lock their children's bedrooms at night (only husband had the key) because they feared that the wife may harm them in her sleep. It was crazy. But i totally believe it. Like i said, there are some very strange sleep disorders out there.
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