Man Makes Out with Bench, Gets His ... -Ahem- Stuck

la miss · Aug 14th, 2008, 05:15 AM

http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/H...Y&pageId=1.1.1

A Hong Kong man nearly lost his penis after having sex with a steel park bench.

Kansas City News

In the spirit of Olympics, one man has attempted a marathon make-out session with a steel park bench, but sadly was rewarded a swollen body part instead of a gold medal.

Forty-one-year-old Xing from Hong Kong almost lost his penis after inserting it into one of the numerous tiny holes on a steel park bench. Apparently it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized extracting his manhood from the bench was impossible. That's when he panicked and called police.

Emergency workers had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took doctors four hours to free Xing. Doctors said another hour and they would have had to remove his penis.

la miss · Aug 14th, 2008, 05:17 AM

let me just say ... BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!

*snort*

meowgal · Aug 14th, 2008, 06:19 AM

omg! I just woke up and reading here while I try to drink my coffee.

I just blew coffee all over the monitor!

Brilliant!

AudreyII · Aug 14th, 2008, 06:56 AM

What is it with these people, you must have something in your house you can stick it in.
Gives Benchwarmers a whole new meaning...

nataliam1976 · Aug 14th, 2008, 07:39 AM

I died laughing when I first read it...I still laugh hihi

Love the pics !

Glamfoxx · Aug 14th, 2008, 08:12 AM

He's lucky the doctors were able to get it out!

print*model · Aug 14th, 2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la miss

Forty-one-year-old Xing from Hong Kong almost lost his penis after inserting it into one of the numerous TINY HOLES on a steel park bench.

Tiny holes = tiny u-know-what.

LOL!!!! I wish they would've left him there and let people throw stuff at him.

debsmith · Aug 14th, 2008, 09:09 AM

Lady Chinadoll · Aug 14th, 2008, 09:25 AM

freak

noon · Aug 14th, 2008, 09:42 AM

I dont think he will be trying that again.

Jahpson · Aug 14th, 2008, 09:49 AM

what a butthole!

pollinilove · Aug 14th, 2008, 11:16 AM

why would you do it with a park bench

la miss · Aug 14th, 2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pollinilove

why would you do it with a park bench

Awww ... c'mon. He was just trying to fit in.

AudreyII · Aug 14th, 2008, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la miss

Awww ... c'mon. He was just trying to fit in.

Ba-doom tish!

love2shop_26 · Aug 14th, 2008, 12:23 PM

Lmao!!!!

Aug 14th, 2008, 05:15 AM	#1
la miss parigote Location: on a mission...	Man Makes Out with Bench, Gets His ... -Ahem- Stuck http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/H...Y&pageId=1.1.1 A Hong Kong man nearly lost his penis after having sex with a steel park bench. Kansas City News In the spirit of Olympics, one man has attempted a marathon make-out session with a steel park bench, but sadly was rewarded a swollen body part instead of a gold medal. Forty-one-year-old Xing from Hong Kong almost lost his penis after inserting it into one of the numerous tiny holes on a steel park bench. Apparently it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized extracting his manhood from the bench was impossible. That's when he panicked and called police. Emergency workers had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took doctors four hours to free Xing. Doctors said another hour and they would have had to remove his penis. __________________ The Last of the Famous International Playboys

Aug 14th, 2008, 05:17 AM	#2
la miss parigote Location: on a mission...	let me just say ... BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!! snort __________________ The Last of the Famous International Playboys

Aug 14th, 2008, 06:56 AM	#4
AudreyII Quite contrary Location: Stoneybridge	What is it with these people, you must have something in your house you can stick it in. Gives Benchwarmers a whole new meaning... __________________ My collection Oooooh, I love a bit of cake Just don't stare at it, eat it. Insanity runs in my family, it practically gallops!

Aug 14th, 2008, 07:39 AM	#5
nataliam1976 Hmmmph Location: all around Europe	I died laughing when I first read it...I still laugh hihi Love the pics ! __________________ "Buy me, Lady" said the frock, "and I will make you into a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and COMPLETE human being". "Do not be SILLY", said the Man, " for a frock alone cannot do that". "TRUE" said the Lady. " I shall have the Shoes and the Bag as well".

Aug 14th, 2008, 09:09 AM	#8
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Aug 14th, 2008, 06:19 AM	#3
meowgal Member Location: new jersey	omg! I just woke up and reading here while I try to drink my coffee. I just blew coffee all over the monitor! Brilliant!

Aug 14th, 2008, 08:12 AM	#6
Glamfoxx Member	He's lucky the doctors were able to get it out!

Aug 14th, 2008, 09:42 AM	#10
noon Sun in my eyes Location: in the middle of the desert	I dont think he will be trying that again. __________________ Oh LIPGLOSS you make my lips so pink and sexy but I dont need you, because I could just use LIPSTICK - Paris Hilton Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping? Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit. - SATC

Aug 14th, 2008, 09:49 AM	#11
Jahpson Member Location: The Playground	what a butthole! __________________ Amazingly Sophisticated Happy Holidays to all my TPF friends!

Aug 14th, 2008, 11:16 AM	#12
pollinilove Member Location: nc 30 min from va border	why would you do it with a park bench

Aug 14th, 2008, 12:23 PM	#15
love2shop_26 SOFA-KING bored Location: ♥In my own little world♥	Lmao!!!!