Mine was when I was at the state fair. I was wearing a cute little sundress with a flowing miniskirt. I realized far too late that I didn't have the proper clean underwear, so I put a thong on. I wouldn't normally wear one with a skirt, but that was all I had, and I didn't want to wear pants in 105+ degree weather. The wind came up in the early afternoon, and after I flashed the carnie, and everybody around me, helping my nephew off a ride, I spent the rest of the day and evening trying to hold my skirt down in the wind. Once I was in the hospital wearing one of their stupid gowns. I was quite ill, but the male nurse made me get out of bed to weigh me. As I did I flashed him, which I didn't care about one bit. However, he very kindly brought me a pair of scrub pants for future forays out of bed. I guess he didn't like what he saw. Of course, I've have the torn pantyhose problem many times. So, tell me your worst wardrobe malfunction.