You Wanna Put WHAT In My Hair ? And It's How Much ?

  1. What you are looking at is a jar of a new hair treatment that is “all the rage” in a West London salon. Can you guess the main ingredient? I’ll give you a hint, it’s “organic.” Give up? It’s bull sperm, no joke, it’s seed from the loins of a bull. Not only are women lining up for a little hair treatment, and it only costs $110 (equivalent )

    An upmarket London beauty salon says it can give your hair the ultimate shine by treating it with a mixture that includes semen from thoroughbred bulls.

    Hari's in ritzy Chelsea offers a 45-minute "Aberdeen Organic Hair" treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair, a spokeswoman told Reuters on Friday.

    Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products -- including wild avocados and truffle oil -- before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.

    "The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Salem told the Metro newspaper. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick."
    He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply

    Who the hell came up with this? Seriously, did some lowly ranch hand helping some bulls “relax” during mating season forget some seed was on his hand when he ran it through his hair and say, WOW ! it so silky smooth! i could sell this ! :nuts: :idea:


  2. Disgusting!!

    Bart had a pretty raunchy comment about this on how you could "save money", but I'd rather not repeat it, lol...I'm sure you get the gyst!
  3. I dont know about all of you, but I have spent a good part of 20 years trying to keep that stuff OUT of my hair. NO thanks!
  4. Quite disgusting, but I think that many of the top products we put on ourselves have disgusting things hidden inseide. Let's take creams for dry skin and hands: many of them contain "urea", which is, according to the Merriam-webster, "a soluble weakly basic nitrogenous compound [...] that is the chief solid component of mammalian urine and an end product of protein decomposition [...]" :wtf:...
  5. And that is why Japanese ladies have used pigeon mistake as a facial treatment for years, while some groups who live in the Arctic prefer polar bear pee!

    :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  6. Hah.

    U guys DID know that BULL SPERM is a main ingredient in some energy drinks right?

    ( MONSTER)

  7. Anyone else reminded of There's Something About Mary?
  8. ^The newspaper story I read about this had a picture of Cameron Diaz as Mary, with the sperm in her hair, in the article :p
  9. :nuts::nuts:
    :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  10. GROSSSSSS! ew.
    id cut off all of my hair before doing it to my head!

  11. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!:wtf:
  12. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: You ladies are too funny!! Hahaha!
  13. redbull drink is also made with bull sperm.

    Ingredients: [Edit]
    Carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, sodium citrate, taurine, glucuronolactone, caffeine, inositol, niacin, D-pantothenol, pyridoxine HCL, vitamin B12, natural and artificial flavors, colors
  14. whos a energy drinker here? lol

  15. I'm glad I make my own from my bulls outside! Sooo much cheaper that way!

    LOL Ewwwww!!!!!!!!