You Know You're Addicted to Hermes When

When your partner makes a (pro) purse joke in mixed company, and that's with you half way across the country. AND someone chimes in to extend the joke with a mention of H, and he has to text you immediately to say, "She's one of you!"
 
Going to sleep at night and dreaming of H ~ two or three nights in a row ~ knowing the names of the new seasons scarves before my SA and having a slush fund for future H purchases.
Danger signs of slipping down the orange H slope!
 
When you keep all the boxes,dust bags,etc and tuck your H into them when not in use...

When you only purchase clothing items which co-ordinate well with your H jewellery/scarves/leather goods (typically an easy task as H looks fabulous with everything)

When you have a slideshow background on your PC/Mac of H items.