Work for a international traveling circus for 2 years ?
Work as a stylist for Celine Dion?
Work as a personal assistant for any star?
Jump on a plane spontaneously?
Return used merchandise because you need the money or credit on your account ?
Ask for a discount in a store?
Ask for a price adjustment on merchandise purchased 15 days prior to you items going on sale ?
Wear a funky hat out in public?
wear funky shoes in public?
Drive by your ex's house?
No (he lives like 2000 miles away, way too long a drive!)
"eStalk" your exes on Facebook and Google them?
Star in your own reality show?
participate in the Amazing Race?
no, sounds like a nightmare
smack another girl down at a sample sale to get the item you really want that she has in her hands?
Go out shopping in your pyjamas?