Words Women Use

  1. Someone sent this to me. I thought i'll share with you guys. :wlae:
    WORDS WOMEN USE

    FINE


    this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    FIVE MINUTES


    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    NOTHING


    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"


    GO AHEAD


    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


    LOUD SIGH


    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


    THAT'S OKAY


    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    THANKS


    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


    Oh, and before we forget .


    "Whatever"


    ...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

     
  2. LOl that's cute and soooo true!
     
  3. My favorite is "go ahead"... so true. I mean it as a "go ahead, make my day" a la Clint Eastwood.
     
  4. true true true...
     
  5. hhehe, was laughing.. so true..
     
  6. love this! And it's pretty much true.
     
  7. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: I was cracking up while reading this! It is so true! I use "Fine" all the time! :rolleyes:
     
  8. Love it! SOO TRUE!
     
  9. Heehee. So true.
     
  10. he he he...totally true. I'm a huge fan of the loud sigh.
     
  11. Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
     
  12. Love it!
     
  13. This is 100% true for me!
     
  14. :roflmfao: Good one and so so true:p
     
  15. Very 100% true, I'm guilty of using all of these in the exact context:p