Why oh why is my GF not here?

  1. So, ok. My whole european family thinks she is a god... I say ok.!
    I would love to order a 30 cm croc, honey..."miel", or brown, or black croc birkin... What do I do ...? (not going where the "tubal *piders are"):sweatdrop: :shrugs:
    have the cash though!....HELP GF!
     
  2. I AM a God.........they must be able to smell it......

    MEIL!!! Do you want me to speak to my "people"????????
     
  3. I ....DO smell you.... but, WHERE is my bag?
     
  4. Am I welcome on this planet?
     
  5. WHERE are your people,...I know where my cash is... and my GF godess!
     
  6. ....yes, it's N.J,!;)
     
  7. your bag will be being lovingly handmade in France, once I tell my adorable Assistant Manager! (he IS adorable - I wonder if he's gay......? I digress...)....

    Are you prepared to pay AUD prices, though??????? THAT is the question??????
     
  8. ....Earth to Ava.......Earth to Ava........LOL!!!!! I'm cracking up here......
     
  9. Man, I wish I knew where your cash was...I'd order one for myself........
     
  10. Hey WAIT! What about something a little Vert Feuillage while we're at it......
     
  11. HEY D!! Welcome to AVAN World!!! Where ALL the bags are CROCS!!!!!!

    and ALL the toast is VEGEMITE!
     
  12. Spill, stop taking Klingon
     
  13. this is too funny
     
  14. I will pay any price....cash is not a issue...the * piders are... my DH is ready to pay any handsome "randsome" for a *piderless bag...
    Love you GF... HELP>>>NO NASTIES"!
     
  15. Rose! We're speaking a very refined form of Orange.