When we girls drink too much...

  1. {Sorry for the all caps thing, I just copied and pasted from another site but y'all know where this is getting at}


    1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

    2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

    3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

    5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

    6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

    7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

    8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

    9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

    10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

    11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

    12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

     
  2. Oh yes...a few of these were true of me on Friday night. I got drunk by mistake...after the second glass of wine...the next two glasses seemes like a good idea...as did the jello shots....ouch!!!!
     
  3. ooomg aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhah kudos kudos
     
  4. :roflmfao: So true!
     
  5. :p:p:p And #12 is how I lost my most beloved pumps :crybaby:
     
  6. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: Oh I can soooo relate to this!
     
  7. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
    Hahaha, for sureee!
     
  8. #1 has never happened to me :happydance:
     
  9. omg that reminds me of way to many friends and roommates in college

    i'm so glad i don't drink
     
  10. Too funny! :yahoo:
     
  11. lol there have been times when i have turned down drinks because i was carrying one of my favorite bags and didn't want to lose it or mess it up in a drunken stupor.
     
  12. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

    ha ha ha.....:roflmfao:
     
  13. And this, my friends, is why the Cuffz by Linz handbag was invented! The barfly bag is meant to be handcuffed to your wrist so you won't lose it. Kinda sad, really.
     
  14. number 4 .... so true .

    Oftentimes after a night of heavy partying I wake up w/ about a pound of mascara on . Very gauche I look , like I've been taking makeup tips from dragqueens .
     
  15. Ohhhhhh! That makes me want to start drinking alcohol!!!