I walked into a brick wall the other night with the old Coach I was carrying taking the brunt of the hit. I could hear the bag going "scratch!" and "rip!" and feel my body bouncing off the wall. Was walking to dinner with friends, talking too much, it was dark and I'm blind in one eye. At least it was the bag that ended up battered not me. What's the worst that you've done to a bag? I look at that delicate RM white confection on the TPF main screen and I sigh "Alas, such loveliness is not meant for me. My bags always end up looking like Indian Jones' duffle after a month."