Once, there was this guy that I was completely in love despite the fact that we had talked maybe once - twice? Anyways so one day he was talking to a good friend of mine even though in reality he was just staring at her enormous boobs while she talked on and on. I went into "flirting mode" and started doing my "strut".....basically my sexiest walk (believe it or not, it works 95% of the time lmao!!). But since my eye contact was completely focused on the guy so that way when he looked at me our eyes would connect and we would expierence a "moment", I wasn't really paying much attention to where I was "strutting".........and long story short I ended up running into a pole. Great way to impress a guy, right?