What The F$*k!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. TODAY AS I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE, I WAS IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE AND THIS STRANGE LADY PASSED BY AND STOPPED, STARRED ME DOWN, AND HAD THIS SHOCKED LOOK ON HER FACE.


    SHE THEN SAID , " COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?"

    I REPLIED.."UH,SURE, DEPENDS?"

    SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED ME TO SAY "BYE MOM". I ASKED HER WHY? SHE TOLD ME THAT I LOOKED JUST LIKE HER DAUGHTER SALLY THAT DIED IN IRAQ AND SHE THEN ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO SEE A PIC.

    I TOLD HER NO, AND TOLD HER THAT OUT OF RESPECT TO HER DAUGHTER, I FELT UNCOMFORTABLE DOING THAT.

    SHE THEN HAD THIS DISSAPOINTED LOOK ON HER FACE & SAID " OK, SORRY..." AND SHE WALKED ON.

    I WAS BUYING SOME SNACKS AND AS I WENT TO GO PAY, SHE WAS DONE CHECKING OUT AND AS SHE STARTED TO PUSH HER CART TO LEAVE, SHE TURNED BACK AND SAID " BYE SALLY."

    I FELT SO BAD, AND SAID.." BYE MOM" :shrugs:

    THE GUY WAS DONE SCANNING MY ITEMS, AND HE THEN SAID .." YOUR TOTAL COMES TO $135.85." :wtf:

    I WAS CONFUSED B.C I ONLY PURCHASED LIKE $10 WORTH OF SNACKS!!!!

    THE GUY THEN SAYS, "ISN'T THAT YOUR MOM? DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY BYE TO HER? SHE SAID THAT YOU WOULD PAY FOR HER."

    I FURIOUSLY TOLD HIM THAT SHE WASN'T MY MOM AND HANDED HIM MY CARD AND TOLD HIM TO HOLD ON AND I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

    I RAN OUT SIDE AS QUICK AS I COULD LOOKING LEFT TO RIGHT LOOKING FOR THAT SCAMMING B*TCH!!

    I THEN LOOK AHEAD AND SAW HER HURRYING AND THROWING ALL OF THE GROCERIES INTO HER CAR.

    I YELLED AND SCREAMED AT HER AND TOLD HER NOT TO MOVE!!!! I RAN OVER TO HER CAR AND TRIED TO GRAB HER AND GOT A HOLD OF HER LEG.

    I PULLED AND PULLED HER LEG LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS RIGHT NOW...


    ...lol..april fools!!!! :roflmfao:


     
  2. LMAO!!! My mouth dropped open as I was reading this!!!!
    Thanks for the laugh!!!
     
  3. Oh, nice, I was a little dissapointed that you replied bye mom. btw: caps lock typing means you're yelling.
     
  4. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: LOL, that cracked me up! Happy April Fools Day!
     
  5. whew!!!! I was sitting here with my mouth wide open, SMILE!!!!.....that was a good one
     
  6. Haha :roflmfao:
    I thought I dodged all the April Fool's jokes, but I fell for this one! Good one, lol
     
  7. omg...:wtf: that was rough!!!! DAMMMM that was good and would have been one hell of a friggen story if it was real!!!!
     
  8. lol good one :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  9. lol~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. LOL!!! I totally fell for it, like usual.:rolleyes: Thanks for the laugh. :smile:
     
  11. Aww...I scrolled to the bottom of your post and...yeah.
    Nice story though, I think I would've believed it if today wasn't April 1st!! :roflmfao:
     
  12. OMG that is so funny when I first read our post I had this vision of a mother trying to get closure on a daughter that she had lost! Ya got me :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  13. lol nice
     
  14. hahaha..you had me believing there...haha good one
     
  15. You had me going for minute....:roflmfao: