what do you do when jealous girls think your bag is fake?

If they do say something, tell them to take a long stroll off a short pier. Or ask them if they like sex and traveling (cue: F-off). Or say: "Wow, I was asking myself the same about your breasts/nose/nails/brains".

perja, we must be soul-sisters! my response above was for the behind-your-back snarkiness. but for in-your-face-rudeness i put on an interested expression and say "it's so funny you should say that! just this morning i was thinking that people like you should mind your own f-ing business!"

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Aaahhhh.......it's of no consequence. You know what you have and that's all that should matter. Let them think what they want.....no sense lowering yourself to their level.

Hold your head high with a smile on your face and that's all you need to do.....