Weird Al Yankovic's Confessions, Part III

  1. YouTube - Confessions Part III - Music Video

    (This isn't the actual video, just some kid lip-synching to the song.)

    Here are the lyrics:

    Confessions Part III
    Weird Al Yankovic
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    These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
    These are my confessions
    Slip my mind the last two times
    Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
    First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned shes having my kid
    Thats not all, now I recall more you see, so Ill give you part three of my confessions

    Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
    Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
    Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
    Thats a lie, I dont know what I said that for
    I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
    I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
    And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
    I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

    These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
    These are my confessions
    Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
    I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
    There have been times when Ive peed in your sink
    Dont know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

    Baby forgive me Im still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
    Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
    My boss thinks Im a jerk, I didnt get that raise.
    I havent changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
    And when Im kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
    Im so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

    These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets Id like to convey
    These are my confessions
    Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
    Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
    FYI it was not a cold sore
    Ooops my bad, but youll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

    You dont know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
    Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
    O and by the way, I wasnt really sick last week,
    I just didnt wanna go to your stupid office picnic
    Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
    What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

    These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
    These are my confessions
    Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
    Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
    And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
    Anyway, I shouldnt say anymore til I give you part four of my confessions
     
  2. oh my. lol
     
  3. what a kid little kid!

    and al is pretty good with what he does. hhehe
     
  4. hahahaha!