He, he, he.....lucy, you're funny!
OK my store typical has:
Lots of scarves, but the popular colourways have always sold out (usually to me!).
LAME cashmere range
EXTRA LAME Porcelain range (two small pieves in my pattern for the past 6 months!
Good RTW range - it doesn't sell well here
CRAP baby range, but they always have something
An exotic Birkin or Kelly (usually Ostrich or Porosus Croc - NEVER alligator or Lizard)
Evelynes
LOTS of Garden Partys - all sizes
LOTS of Mens Ties
Some jewellery, although simce the new store, plenty of diamond bling.
3 Wallets
2 agendas
and a Partridge in a Pear tree.......but it can only be SO'd by a VIP.