Too difficult, even for Him upstairs...

  1. A friend of mine sent me this:

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
    silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy??"

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?


  2. HEEE HEEE SOO true!
  3. too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. An older man told me this joke a few days ago while I was working! hehehe
  5. LOL nice one :roflmfao:
  6. HAHAHAHA that is sooo funny, i think ill share that with my mom and sister tomorrow!
  7. :roflmfao: :yes: :roflmfao:
  8. lol! That was funny!
  9. LOL I'm laughing so hard, I'm almost crying. That was so funny. I love it.:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  10. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: thanks for that laugh.
  11. hehe ive heard that before but another way! as a football joke!
  12. Hilarious!
  13. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: cute!
  14. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  15. Lol!!!