Too difficult, even for Him upstairs...

  1. A friend of mine sent me this:

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
    silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy??"

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?


    :roflmfao::roflmfao:




     
  2. HEEE HEEE SOO true!
     
  3. too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. An older man told me this joke a few days ago while I was working! hehehe
     
  5. LOL nice one :roflmfao:
     
  6. HAHAHAHA that is sooo funny, i think ill share that with my mom and sister tomorrow!
     
  7. :roflmfao: :yes: :roflmfao:
     
  8. lol! That was funny!
     
  9. LOL I'm laughing so hard, I'm almost crying. That was so funny. I love it.:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  10. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: thanks for that laugh.
     
  11. hehe ive heard that before but another way! as a football joke!
     
  12. Hilarious!
     
  13. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: cute!
     
  14. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  15. Lol!!!