Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes



    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are being torn apart over how to handle the growing controversy and lies surrounding their baby daughter Suri.

    Suri has not made a single public appearance despite Tom's couchjumping joy over his new life, and now he and Katie are locking horns behind closed doors over the bizarre rumors and controversy circulating about their precious daughter.

    Since Suri's arrival April 18, Tom and Katie have refused to allow neither the public nor their friends even a glimpse of her. With no photos released — and no other visual proof to the outside world of her existence — a bizarre web of speculation has sprung up about just what's going on in the nursery behind the heavily guarded gates at Camp Cruise.

    "It's been three months," a Hollywood insider told The ENQUIRER.

    "People are starting to scratch their heads now over Tom and Katie's baby because now it is really starting to look weird.

    Tom's spokesman denies the couple's relationship is strained, but sources say the strain of keeping baby Suri under wraps is taking a toll on Tom and Katie's relationship and that they have split over how to deal with the situation. "Tom's total obsession with secrecy has sparked a host of bizarre lies and fabrications that threaten to tear the couple apart," continued the source.

    Pick up The ENQUIRER to read the whole story and see Suri's birth certificate.

    Published on: 07/13/2006
  2. I TOTALLY understand why they won't allow her to be photographed. . .
    but not to allow their friends to meet her is just freakin' weird IMO!

    I was parading friends through after the birth of my children, it NEVER gets old hearing your friends gush about your offspring!
  3. I think we're going to find out there isnt going to be a wedding.
  4. I read that Tom believes the kid is L Ron Hubbard reincarnated. Maybe the light bulb is finally going on in Katies head. (the one that says "hmm, maybe my husband IS just a couple of tacos shy of a fiesta")
  5. ehh weird.
  6. They haven't gotten the right price yet. I think the most they've been offered is $3 million. Nobody really cares and have written the baby off as "nonexistent" or "not his".
  7. Or maybe even a baby :lol:

  8. oh I don't know, I'd like to see what a kid from outer space looks like....
  9. As crazy as this may sound, I don't think this baby exists. I truly think they faked the entire thing.
  10. You're so funny:roflmfao: . I don't think there is even a baby Suri at all!!!
  11. Alright, that is the best laugh I have had all day!!:lol:
  12. LMAO. Couple of "Tacos shy..." thats just hilarious...Thank you for my new fav. saying.
  13. i can believe it, but i honestly don't believe anything the enquirer says. :shrugs:

    but it's a likely story.
  14. The whole thing just sounds WEIRD:wtf: like what's up with the friends signing the birth certificate??? :shrugs:
  15. Or maybe its just that trusted friends have already seen the baby and, being trusted friends, are not telling? Those who have not seen the baby are not really friends/not trusted/not to be trusted, and therefore they're telling the whole world how weird this is?