Thought for the day - Finding Calmness

  1. I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
    all use a little more calmness in our lives.

    By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
    the things you've started and never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
    Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
     
  2. Ahaha, funny, chicky!
     
  3. OMG...You are making me laugh up my dinner......
     
  4. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: Was that the cheesecake, the Baileys or the box of chocolates..?:graucho:
     
  5. :roflmfao:
     
  6. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    *my stomach hurts*:lol: :lol:
     
  7. ^ My stomach hurts too from laughing so hard. I can't believe you finished all that alcohol.
     
  8. Omg, i can barely breathe, I'm laughing so hard! Chicky, I'm glad you found "inner peace".
     
  9. LOLOL at chicky.
     
  10. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :lol: :lol: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  11. i don't think that guy knows what he is talking about finishing all the thigns u started.. yeah right.. lol lol.. there's only 24 hours in a day, its almost impossible to finish everything in 24 hours.. hehe
     
  12. funny funny funny!
     
  13. All that booze? The peace I would feel would be from passing out!:lol: