this cracked me up!!

  1. This made me laugh.. had to share... :lol:

    20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8. Don't use any punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10.. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

    20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

    Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
    Its Called therapy.
  2. HA! thanks for posting!

    I love this one: 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
  3. LOL! Very funny.
  4. Okay, I'm doing #7 tomorrow. I have to go into our corporate headquarters so I figure it's the perfect time to try that one out.
  5. Yeah, do that, and let's see if they call me in to do a "fitness for duty" psych eval.:roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  6. Oh, you could come with me!!! I'll say, "In accordance with the prophecy" and you can nod your head in agreement. Oh please come with me.:roflmfao:
  7. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
  8. These are fabulous! For some reason I really like the idea of asking everyone if they'd like fries with that.

    Future career calling me???
  10. Thanks for the laugh, it was great!
  11. Too funny!! :roflmfao: :roflmfao: Thanks for posting.
  12. LOL! Thanks for the laughs!!!
  13. that was great, thanks for the post I really needed to laugh
  14. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  15. :lol:
    I'm going to buy a mini trash can and put one on my desk like #4!!!