Things I wonder about.............(a funny)

  1. *Can you cry under water?

    *How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    *Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    *How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    *Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    *If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    *Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    *Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    *Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    *Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    *If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    *Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    *If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    *Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    *If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    *If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    *If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    *Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    *Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    *Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
     
  2. *If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    *Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

    :roflmfao: these were too funny
     
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  4. The whole list is funny, but seriously, you can get sweaty while swimming.
     
  5. :biggrin: Thanks! It gets you thinking ehehehe
     
  6. Haha, that was funny. I love these things. And little trivias :shame:
     
  7. lol! That was funny Nishi
     
  8. HAHA I love those, heres something I always wondered:

    Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways???
     
  9. I doubt it, but there was some lady in the news a while back who was fighting a ticket she received for driving in the carpool lane. She was the only person in the car, but she was pregnant. She felt that she should be able to drive in the carpool lane, because her unborn baby counts as a passenger! Umm, yeah, whatever lady...
     
  10. Who put an "s" in lisp?
     
  11. If you send it in a ship, it is called cargo.
    If you send it via ground it is called a shipment.
     
  12. Lol!! nice ones :biggrin:
     
  13. haha! thanks for making me laugh!! i've been pissed all day and crying all week!!!
     
  14. hehe, that's funny! :smile:
     
  15. *If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? :lol: