*Can you cry under water? *How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? *Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? *How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? *Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? *If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? *Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? *Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? *Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. *Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? *If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? *Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? *If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? *Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! *If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner? *If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? *If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? *Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? *Why did you just try singing the two songs above? *Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?