Things Dogs Must Try To Remember

  1. Things Dogs Must Try To Remember

    The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

    I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

    I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

    I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

    I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

    I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

    I will not throw up in the car.

    I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

    I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

    "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.

    I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

    The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

    I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.

    I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

    I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

    When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

    We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

    I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

    The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

    My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

    I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
  2. Hilarious!
  3. love it :roflmfao:
  4. cute.....
  5. hehe some of those are sooo true for my pooches :smile:
  6. :lol:

    Thanks for posting, these are too funny!
  7. Funny.
  8. LMAO! So great and so so so true!
  9. Lol these are funny and some of them do apply do what my dogs should try to remember!
  10. Too cute and a bunch of them definetly apply to my baby!
  11. LOL that is just too funny! Thx for posting.