The way women use words (listen up men!)

  1. 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8.)
    Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*CK YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
     
  2. HAHAH that is HILARIOUS and so true. I love 1. and 2. and 3 and 4 and ESPECIALLY 8
     
  3. Gotta love # 8......:roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  4. i love this! it's so true!
     
  5. Hahaha, so true :yahoo:
     
  6. hahaha that is so funny!!!
     
  7. I think I do all of the above!
     
  8. ^ Hahah me too!!!

    Thanks for posting nishi :yes:
     
  9. Well, at least it sounds fairly civilized...got a feeling most men know this list and would agree, especially with 1 and 6, not to mention 2! LOL
     
  10. lol! I just realized I say those things all the time!
     
  11. omigosh! this so hilarious

    because it's true! esp. number 8.

    i wonder if we should have print out versions to pass out to guys...give them and us a break :smile:
     
  12. So true! :lol:
     
  13. #9 is so me!
     
  14. This is too funny!!! LOL I love it!:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
     
  15. loool it's amazing how true it is :biggrin:!