The Oracle of Starbucks

  1. I found this site

    :: The Oracle of Starbucks :: Buttafly.com

    Enter your usual order (size and everything) and it'll tell you your personality type.


    I have a couple 'usuals':

    Iced Solo Grande Six Pump Almond Latte
    Personality type: High Maintenance
    You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.
    Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
    Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars


    Grande Caramel Light Frappucciono With Whipped
    Personality type: Clueless
    You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink grande caramel light frappuccino with whipped are strippers.

    Also drinks: Wine coolers
    Can also be found at: The mall



     
  2. Gee I didn' think I was this bad


    Personality type: High Maintenance
    You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

    Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
    Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars
    Personality type: High Maintenance
    You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

    Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
    Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

    Hey we have the same one! I put in a vente latte with sugar free vanilla LOL!
     
  3. Wow. This test is so inaccurate :censor:

    Personality type: Clueless
    You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink grande ristretto caramel macchiato are strippers.

    Also drinks: Wine coolers
    Can also be found at: The mall

    I don't think that someone who's particular about their espresso is clueless! BAH HUM BUG!
     
  4. Grande latte

    Personality type: Lame
    You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks grande latte.

    Also drinks: V8
    Can also be found: On the couch at home
     
  5. OMG, this is so true!!!

    Grande Espresso Frappucino:

    Personality type: Asshat
    You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink grande espresso frappucino are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

    Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
    Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better

    1) I studied philosophy at university and definitely have lots of philosophy books that I don't read :lol:!
    2) I wear glasses (for librarian look occasions, LOL) when I have (almost) perfect vision.
    3) My name has a slight change in pronounciation because I'm half-French.
    4) I like to drink the most pretentious cocktails with 10-syllable foreign names.:lol:
    5) I also like this 'non-chain' coffee bar near my work place where I prefer to go to for a cappucino and the surrounding (it's slap bang in the middle of a courtyard surrounded by De Beers, Tiffany's, Cartier:p ) even though it doesn't taste as good as Starbucks!

    For the sake of completeness I'm going to do this ' spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand,' LOL!
     
  6. Grande Soy Chai Tea Latte without water

    Personality type: Hippie
    In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks grande soy chai tea latte without water should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.

    Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
    Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
     
  7. :rolleyes:
     
  8. :wtf:


    Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual
    You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink grande iced skim chai are potheads.

    Also drinks: Sparkling water
    Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores
     
  9. Personality type: Lame
    You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks grande coffee.

    Also drinks: V8
    Can also be found: On the couch at home

    OUCH..LMAO..NOT.
     
  10. I got "Clueless" too for my Grande Non-Fat Caramel Machiatto
     
  11. Personality type: High Maintenance
    You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

    Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
    Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

    All I drink is the Strawberry Frapp thingy and I'm high maintenance?
     
  12. LOL I think this thing just generates random answers. I got "clueless" for my caramel macchiato. Just for fun I typed big mac and fries and it also said "clueless" and that strippers most likely eat big macs and fries. LOL.
     
  13. Yep, I too got the clueless tag for my vente, single shot skinny latte with caramel!!

    cheeky! its a real mouthful ordering that ;)
     
  14. Personality type: Schmuck


    You work your ass off because you're obsessed with money and status. You're always lying about having powerful friends. You wouldn't mind sleeping your way to the top but would miss getting to backstab coworkers along the way. All porn stars drink venti iced skim green tea latte.

    Also drinks: $15 martinis
    Can also be found: Staring at self in mirror

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  15. ^^^^^ that's funny

    I got high maintenance for ordering my java chip no whip frapp.. LOL :lol: but my friends are not plotting to kill me...not all of them at least LOL

    I do tend to put more than my two cents in. and I am very particular about my drinks...especially martinis.. i :heart martinis..

    So i guess it's true to a certiain point.

    I just called my BF and asked him what he drank.. and he's clueless... LOL